New Game, Wish with a twist

[swright]

Granted, your job is cleaning the booth windows in a peep-show, after the customers have come and gone.

I wish I knew what was for lunch.

[mike_ac]

Granted, but it's the residue from the aforementioned window cleaning.

I wish I could make the world better through knowledge of the future and the ability to act upon that knowledge...

[Count]

granted. but only through the diligent study of the patterns of the aforementioned residues (like studying tea leaves).

I wish I never ever have to pay tax

c

[swright]

Granted, you have n o income so do no thave to pay income tax, you cannot buy anything so do not have to pay sales tax, you live as a beggar on the streets.

I wish I did not suffer form hayfever.

[hyjacker]

Granted!

But you suffered all other airborne diseases known to mankind.

I wish for everlasting peace on earth.

[Count]

granted.

but posthumously for you.

I wish I could own micorsoft

c.

[Rich]

Granted. But Windows is an even bigger hit than it is and starts taking over your entire life, managing even such minor things as your heart beat. That's when you start worrying about the blue screen of death and all the other slight I've just lost two hours typing problems ("oh - just reboot.... WHAT?????") you've inflicted on us users.

[Count]

Granted. But Windows is an even bigger hit than it is and starts taking over your entire life, managing even such minor things as your heart beat. That's when you start worrying about the blue screen of death and all the other slight I've just lost two hours typing problems ("oh - just reboot.... WHAT?????") you've inflicted on us users.

hey you forgot to make a wish

so my tuly folks, guess its time to introduce a new rule : negative-beer/possum-points for anyone who breaks a rule .... will that be ok? I mean we are all democratic here and open for suggestions so put on ure thinking caps and come up with some ideas for people who break rules

c.

ps: this is a post related to making a rule so technically its not part of the game. moreover this is also the untold-imaginary-rule. this is fyi only.

[Rich]

Ooops....

My Wish.... I did not get an inverted beer for my last mistake.... just changed my shirt.

[Boots]

Poof! You have big hair, snort cocaine every other weekend, and Michael Jackson is back in fashion.
Moose

Where is the twist?

[Jim B]

The twist? I thought it was obvious. Michael Jackson has always been twisted. (That, and you only get cocaine every other weekend)

Jim

[Boots]

Count, you lost me!

I wish I understood you.

[Snowy]

you wish you understood him? Sorry, but I cannot grant you your wish because it is impossible!

Please make a new wish!

[Boots]

You cannot refuse to grant my wish! My request stands!!

[mike_ac]

Granted. You now understand count, but only because you had to switch bodies with him freaky-friday style, only you went in upside down, and there's no way to turn around or get out.

I wish I had some caffeine handy...