New Game, Wish with a twist

[Jim B]

Granted. You are now Rupert Murdoch (Welcome to mummification!)

I wish some of my clients knew what they bloody wanted.

Jim

[thx4allthefish]

Granted. The first thing they know they bloody well want is to pay you only a quarter of your usual fee for your services and have a 100% discount on that if you show up on mondays.

i wish i knew all about nature.

[Rich]

Granted. But Nature sends a plague of maggots to infest your big toe.

I wish I could play the guitar with panache and gusto, becoming one of the best guitarists in the world after Joe Satch with no evil influence befalling me at all.

[Jim B]

Granted. But no one plays guitar like Mark Knopfler, so no one wants to listen to you.

I wish I knew what I was talking about, at least some of the time,

Jim

[YuriT]

Granted. You always know what you are talking about. But you now only talk about oysters.

I wish no one would be able to twist any of my wishes in this thread...

[noone]

Granted. I am able and actually ... I shall enjoy your latest wish

I wish i had a tea right now.

[Jim B]

Granted. But your wishes now only relate to wanting another oyster.

I wish I liked oysters, now that I know so much about them.

[YuriT]

I wish i had a tea right now.

Granted. Noone has a tea right now. Noone, nowhere, no tea.

I wish I liked oysters, now that I know so much about them.

Granted. You liked oysters.

I wish I could see through walls

[thx4allthefish]

Granted. From now on the walls, ceilings, floors will be like air to you. Shame that your office is on the 38th floor.

i wish no one shared his oysters with Jim B

[mike_ac]

Granted. They'll keep their oysters mostly in their undies, but unfortunately within two inches of your eyeballs.

I wish none of us ever had to think about ugly celebrities naked.

[muhnkee_2]

your wish is granted, you don't have to think about ugly celebrities naked, but you do have to think about old people naked having sex

i wish that someone bought me an Audi RS6

[thx4allthefish]

granted. it comes in a 12" container of single components. 5900 page assemby instruction is included in its latest version: translated from chinese to czech to dutch to korean and finally to english. a toolbox is not part of the delivery.

i wish all cars to be moved to mars.

[YuriT]

And they will be. Manually. By you.

I wish Windows was a freeware

[mymagnum]

Granted : This can not be possible, because Bill Gates leaves the list of forbes and he was converted an a poor man.

I wish, to return to the 80's era.

[bill_sd]

Poof! You have big hair, snort cocaine every other weekend, and Michael Jackson is back in fashion.

I wish I had a job and steady income.
Moose