guys this guy needs help not ridicule. please behave your tuly selves
At user command--> this has its origins from biblical times and many experts argue that god didnt do a thorough enough job on sodome (did I spell this right?).... and hence this art form survived. It works like this:
1. user commands you.
2. you bend over and constrict your tummy in such a way that your pants are instantly around your ankles .... you will need a bit of practice with this step though.
3. the good thing is with enuff practice you can fake your experience about this ....
At exit command: this is pretty straight forward... this usually follows the step 2 above... may or may not involve 'grunting'... and 'squealing'... but once ure good at the first one this follows suit automatically... you dont have to do anything about this.
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