Lighten up time 2

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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by mike_ac » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:19 am

Dr Sidewalk wrote:That will produce a two digit answer and you will get your final answer by adding the two digits together to find your all time favorite movie.


I think your test is broken. When I added all the digits up, I ended up with something over 27, but the list stops at 10. Did I screw up by starting with Pi?
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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by Dr Sidewalk » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:50 am

I think your test is broken. When I added all the digits up, I ended up with something over 27, but the list stops at 10. Did I screw up by starting with Pi?


Most people when asked to give a number between one and nine would reply with an interger from one to nine.
I guess you must have been hungry and had food on your mind at the time. ;)

And, no, I'm not going to explain that last comment.

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Re: Lighten up time 2

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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by The Prince Of Darkness » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:57 am

Is it too early to make Volcano jokes or do you think I should wait for the dust to settle?
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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by bgamble » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:33 am

The Prince Of Darkness wrote:Is it too early to make Volcano jokes or do you think I should wait for the dust to settle?


No,, Go ahead
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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by YuriT » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:36 pm

Did you know helicopters were souls of fallen tanks?

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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by Baz » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:04 am

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says:

'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:
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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by graftarian » Fri May 14, 2010 8:09 am

Frank came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed. 'Who the hell are you?', demanded Frank , 'and what are you doing in my bedroom ?'

The mysterious man answered, 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter ....'

Frank was stunned. 'You mean I'm dead !!! That can't be, I have so much to live for - and I haven't said goodbye to my family. . ..... You've got to send me back straight away.'

St Peter replied, 'Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.'

Frank was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around, pecking the ground.

'This ain't so bad', he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, 'So you're the new hen, How are you enjoying your first day here ?'

'It's not so bad', replies Frank, 'but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode.'

'You're ovulating', explained the rooster.. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before.'

'Never', replies Frank ..

'Well just relax and let it happe n'..

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him .. . . Ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting...


' Frank, wake up, you drunken b@st@rd.
You've sh!t the bed !!'
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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by Baz » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:45 am

My wife asked me to go to the Doctors and get some of those tablets to sort out my erection problem.

she wasn't too chuffed when i came back and tossed her a packet of slimming tablets!


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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by Baz » Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:45 am

I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and i said, "you remind me of my little toe!".

She said, "is that because i am small and cute" and i replied "no because i'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table"..


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Re: Lighten up time 2

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Re: Lighten up time 2

Post by Baz » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:54 am

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show’s host could ask her the big question. Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove them home. “I’ve just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answer might be! You know I’m not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow.”
“Relax honey,” her husband, Roger, reassured her, “It will all be OK.”
Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door. “Where are you going?” Jane asked.
“I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon.” After an agonizing three hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. “Honey, I managed to get tomorrow’s question and answer!”
“What is it?” sh
e cried excitedly.
“OK. The question is: What are the three main parts of the male anatomy? And the answer is: The head, the heart, and the penis.” The couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber. At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question. “The head, the heart, and the penis,” Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly. So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies in her stomach. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days’ events, faced Jane and asked the big question: “Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds.”
“Hmm, uhm, the head?” she said nervously.
“Very good. Six seconds.”
“Eh, uh, the heart?”
“Very good! Four seconds.”
“I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning…”
“That’s close enough!” said the game show host, “CONGRATULATIONS–YOU WIN!!”
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