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SAP Plant & Maintenance

Postby GaurNavdeep » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:45 am

Hey..

Can anybody provide me the content of Questions and Answers for the prepaparation for the interviews as an SAP Consultant?
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Re: SAP Plant & Maintenance

Postby Snowy » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:41 pm

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Re: SAP Plant & Maintenance

Postby Count » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:26 pm

I dont know anything about sap but am an expert @ interviews. Here are some tips:
1. Never attend an interview as yourself,... disguise is your best approach (watch count of monte crsito )
2. practice voice modulation.
3. ask for a huge pay... (it is difficult enough to do a job when you know your stuff,.. imagine how difficult it is when you have no clue... somebody has to pay for it)
4. it sometimes works if you tell em you are gay/lesbian/bisexual or whatever,.. given the hue and cry about eeo these days..
5. grow a beard (beards are scientifically proven to be natural bear repellents)
6. pay your gravity bill regularly. (you will need your feet grounded deeply once you land a job)
7. wear cool sun glasses and a sombrero .. this is important coz all the sap folks I interviewed are cool and wear these..

I will now hand it over to the rest of the good folks here to share their wisdom ....
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Re: SAP Plant & Maintenance

Postby Gothmog » Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:21 am

Never ever admit you're not an expert at something.
In case of emergency, ask for a technical break and run to the bathroom to troll the forums for the answer. Keywords "urgent", "please answer ASAP" will ensure a prompt and comprehensive response.
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Re: SAP Plant & Maintenance

Postby Snowy » Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:09 am

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