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Post by Rich » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:59 am

I am.

Terribly.

Createing Smartform texts. Then I have to translate them into Russian.

I need some "strange" Russian words to slip into the text to make sure the people QA'ing this are awake.

Juri ?? Where are you when one needs a Russian speaker....

Perhaps Vic can help - His Spanissian would probably be like his Spanglish......
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Re: Bored

Post by Gothmog » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:45 am

I guess you could try something like Пошёл на хуѝ, if I remember well, but that could get you fired.
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Re: Bored

Post by Rich » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:51 am

Gothmog wrote:I guess you could try something like Пошёл на хуѝ, if I remember well, but that could get you fired.
Dare I put it through Google?
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Re: Bored

Post by Gothmog » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:07 am

With my approximate spelling dating from 20 years ago, sure, go ahead, you should be safe.
I don't think I've read it then,anyway, only heard. :mrgreen:
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Post by Baz » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:25 am

You could always try Darkduck form the FI Forum...
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Re: Bored

Post by blueteeth » Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:09 pm

Speaking of being bored and Russia got me thinking.

If you were to be bombarded with a football field size meteorite and you only have 10 minutes, what would you do?

Posting "Can you count" on SAPFANS or performing that last BASIS transport does not count.

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Re: Bored

Post by Sharpshooter » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:38 pm

Energise my surface-to-air missile battery so I can blast the damned thing to bits. Then pour 3 fingers of McCallan and wait.
Good luck!

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Re: Bored

Post by VLozano » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:04 am

I should give the meteorite fall under the management of a consultant company... Then I will use my 10 days to go home and see the disaster from the distance.
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Re: Bored

Post by Rich » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:06 am

Sharpshooter wrote:Energise my surface-to-air missile battery so I can blast the damned thing to bits. Then pour 3 fingers of McCallan and wait.
And then spend the next few years shooting at the truck sized pieces you created instead.

I would go and find Fish and join her in emptying a barolo barrel.
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Re: Bored

Post by Gothmog » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:28 am

I'd wait eagerly for my new superpowers to manifest, of course.
That's what meteorite bombardment do, right?
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Re: Bored

Post by Sharpshooter » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:13 am

Rich wrote:
Sharpshooter wrote:Energise my surface-to-air missile battery so I can blast the damned thing to bits. Then pour 3 fingers of McCallan and wait.
And then spend the next few years shooting at the truck sized pieces you created instead.

I would go and find Fish and join her in emptying a barolo barrel.
Ahhh, although it is not well known, my missiles are equipped with the latest XT-1B warheads. The result will be more like a sandstorm than truck-sized pieces.

But I can appreciate the choice of a good barolo!
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Re: Bored

Post by Rich » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:10 am

Sharpshooter wrote:
Rich wrote:
Sharpshooter wrote:Energise my surface-to-air missile battery so I can blast the damned thing to bits. Then pour 3 fingers of McCallan and wait.
And then spend the next few years shooting at the truck sized pieces you created instead.

I would go and find Fish and join her in emptying a barolo barrel.
Ahhh, although it is not well known, my missiles are equipped with the latest XT-1B warheads. The result will be more like a sandstorm than truck-sized pieces.

But I can appreciate the choice of a good barolo!
But the Xt-1B's are initiated as either a ground or low air burst nuclear blast so apart from making your fillings glow and chipping your teeth on the whiskey glass because of the vibration, how will they help ? I still prefer pickling in the Barolo barrel. I wonder if Fish will be wearing a white bikini ? (or more appropriately nowt at all.....) :shock:

Oh and anyway, aren't they MIRV's as well ?
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Re: Bored

Post by mike_ac » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:07 am

Back to the original topic...

Some safe ones:

Змо всё звон It's all nonsense
Она уже давно со звонком She's completely off her rocker
Ёжку-мошку Damn it!
Не верь Don't believe it
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Re: Bored

Post by Rich » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:12 am

I will be using "Змо всё звон" with grreat abandon!!

Thanks Mike.
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Re: Bored

Post by Sharpshooter » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:45 am

Rich wrote:
But the Xt-1B's are initiated as either a ground or low air burst nuclear blast so apart from making your fillings glow and chipping your teeth on the whiskey glass because of the vibration, how will they help ?
The salesman at the arms bazaar assured me that this would not happen! I must demand a refund!
Good luck!

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