Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by blueteeth » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:58 pm

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Rich » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:20 am

blueteeth wrote:Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Any one can beat that, even me.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by YuriT » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:16 am

Rich wrote:
blueteeth wrote:Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Any one can beat that, even me.
And this was the last time anyone ever heard from Rich...

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by VLozano » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:07 am

YuriT wrote:
Rich wrote:
blueteeth wrote:Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Any one can beat that, even me.
And this was the last time anyone ever heard from Rich...
Only Chuck Norris decides who deserve to be punished for his lack of faith about Chuck Norris. He knows Rich's faults, but if Rich is still alive, it seems Chuck decided to ignore his fault.

Don't risk yourself again, Rich.
Tuly Idiots
Because we know we are part of the problem

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Rich » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:57 am

VLozano wrote:Only Chuck Norris decides who deserve to be punished for his lack of faith about Chuck Norris. He knows Rich's faults, but if Rich is still alive, it seems Chuck decided to ignore his fault.

Don't risk yourself again, Rich.
He ignored my lack of faith because he knows my mentor is Miyamoto Musashi. Any student of Musashi would eat Chuck Norris for breakfast and spit out the bits.

Hmmm.... Perhaps Mentor is the wrong word, since he died a while ago but you know what I mean.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Sharpshooter » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:40 am

If Musashi were superior to Chuck Norris, he would not have died.
Good luck!

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Rich » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:32 am

Sharpshooter wrote:If Musashi were superior to Chuck Norris, he would not have died.
True.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by mymagnum » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:35 am

Teacher- Timmy, please spell 'pain'. Timmy- 'C.H.U.C.K'

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Rich » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:26 am

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Gothmog » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:42 am

SAP is so big that Chuck Norris is still learning...
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Rich » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:49 am

That site has a lot to say about Rich Heilman as well:

"Rich Heilman does not need ST22 - he is fixing bugs just by logging into the system."

"Rich Heilman has developed an ABAP program that automatically answers any SDN Forum question as soon as it is posted."

"Chuck Norris works for SAP under the name of Rich Heilman"

"If you post a question in the SDN ABAP forum, Rich Heilman already has the answer typed in and is just waiting for you to press the "Post Message" button."
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by thx4allthefish » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:56 am

SAP Developers aka ABAPers don't die, they just GOTO without END IF.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by mymagnum » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:24 pm

Chuck Norris kills without hesitation and with no mercy. However, he always shuts SAP down softly

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Sharpshooter » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:04 pm

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by mymagnum » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:37 pm

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