Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

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Re: Who is SAP super user?

Post by Sharpshooter » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:39 pm

Chuck Norris once made a paper airplane when he was in primary school. It has yet to land.....
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Re: Who is SAP super user?

Post by Snowy » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:55 pm

If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.

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Re: Who is SAP super user?

Post by mymagnum » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:04 pm

I asked my father why there's only jokes about Chuck Norris. My father said "Because Bruce Lee isn't a joke."

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Re: Who is SAP super user?

Post by Sharpshooter » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:27 pm

mymagnum wrote:I asked my father why there's only jokes about Chuck Norris. My father said "Because Bruce Lee isn't a joke."
You mean "Chuck Norris facts"
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Re: Who is SAP super user?

Post by mymagnum » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:18 am

No about the facts, it's only a joke related with him.

a fact : Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and made ​​it !

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Re: Who is SAP super user?

Post by mike_ac » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:58 pm

mymagnum wrote:I asked my father why there's only jokes about Chuck Norris. My father said "Because Bruce Lee isn't a joke."
Bruce Lee died while filming a movie. With Chuck, the movie dies instead.
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Re: Who is SAP super user?

Post by Snowy » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:43 pm

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Sharpshooter » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:24 pm

Chuck Norris was pulled over by the police while driving. The police officer wrote himself 3 citations.
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by YuriT » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:31 am

Chuck Norris doesn't need SSCR key to change standard SAP code. Neither he needs SAP, computer or Internet.

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by thx4allthefish » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:36 am

Because he isn't sentinent enough to communicate???
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Rich » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:49 am

thx4allthefish wrote:Because he isn't sentinent enough to communicate???
I think: "Because he isn't sentient" is enough......
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Craig » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:25 am

Chuck Norris is so Sentient, he knows your fears before you do. So he has no need to communicate.

2. sentient - consciously perceiving; "sentient of the intolerable load"; "a boy so sentient of his surroundings"- W.A.White
conscious - knowing and perceiving; having awareness of surroundings and sensations and thoughts; "remained conscious during the operation"; "conscious of his faults"; "became conscious that he was being followed"

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Rich » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:34 am

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

But mind you, If he was passed over by Bruce Lee in favour of Peter Archer in 'Enter The Dragon', that says a lot.....
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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by Snowy » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:37 am

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Re: Chuck Norris facts [old title:Who is SAP super user?]

Post by mymagnum » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:42 am

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.

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