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Full of Sh!t

Post by Hot Asien Teen » Mon May 11, 2009 10:40 am

I had a poo the other day which I was particularily proud of. It floated back up, as if it was fighting for suvival. You have to admire the spirit.

Is it just me or has anyone else had a poo after which you emerge from the stall feeling a whole lot better about yourself and what is happening in your life. I mean more so than the poos should have affected?

Its as if there are some feelings in your large intestines which makes you feel poorly when you they are full.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by Snowy » Mon May 11, 2009 10:53 am

Have you talked to Sigmund Freud?

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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by thx4allthefish » Mon May 11, 2009 10:54 am

he is Sigmund Freud (welcome to re-incarnation).
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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by Dr Sidewalk » Tue May 12, 2009 6:49 am

No, quite frankly, if I've felt proud of one I've produced I've still manage to send it to the world of the waterworks, were it belongs.
However, I did go into a toilet (just before Christmas) and saw an offending object floating. Honestly, it was the size of a baby. It was thicker than the top of my leg, the guy must either be gay or in serious pain after that one. No bad intentions meant to our gay community by the way. ;)

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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by YuriT » Tue May 12, 2009 7:25 am

How romantic

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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by Hot Asien Teen » Tue May 12, 2009 10:30 am

Its easy to be proud of poo. After all, its something you made yourself, without any one else's help except maybe Ronald McDonnald.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by Seany » Tue May 12, 2009 11:12 am

as a meat eater you are of course aware that your waste food will have started to rot by the time you eject it. No wonder you feel better afterwards.
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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by bill_sd » Tue May 12, 2009 9:50 pm

Isn't there a web site which covers every aspect of this thread, and more ?

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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by RosieBrent » Wed May 13, 2009 12:25 pm

How do you say SPAM in chinese?
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Re: Full of Sh!t

Post by thx4allthefish » Wed May 13, 2009 12:36 pm

*sigh* however, this person is trying to ...

the forum language is english.
read basic rules.
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p.s.: i'll call the admin now and have you banned, uuyy58826.
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