Mid-life crisis

[abap_doctor]

Solved my crisis with a Range Rover Vogue 4.2 V8 Supercharger ..... sweeeeeeeeet

Indeed Sweeeeeeeet!!!!

Are you independently wealthy? How do you afford the fuel??

Oh, yes, you're a SAP contractor....

[VLozano]

He did not say he drives it, just bought it.

[Craig]

Make sure you move it at night. Turn it around, drive aroudn the block and repark it. That way the neighbors think you are driving it.

Craig

[VLozano]

I took another way of action: I located a Porsche near my house and from time to time I just go there and wash it when people walks around. It's a jackpot: people thinks it's mine, it only costs me a bit of water and soap and its owner thinks I'm idiot but he's happy because his car looks fine.

Ok, it's a false story, I'm too lazy to do it. But the idea is pretty good, I guess.

[Android]

Make sure you move it at night. Turn it around, drive aroudn the block and repark it. That way the neighbors think you are driving it.

Craig

As I live on a one way street, I just get the wife and kids to nip out and push it a couple of feet up or down the street whilst I pour myself another beer, purchased from the petrol money I saved

[bgamble]

I have not bothered to get a license since relocating to CZ. If I need to go somewhere by car I make the wife drive. Only problem is I cant take the girlfriend along

[abap_doctor]

I have not bothered to get a license since relocating to CZ. If I need to go somewhere by car I make the wife drive. Only problem is I cant take the girlfriend along

[Craig]

I have not bothered to get a license since relocating to CZ. If I need to go somewhere by car I make the wife drive. Only problem is I cant take the girlfriend along

Geez...I'm somewhat disappointed. I'd have thought you would have had your own private group of slavic chicks for drivers by now.

Craig

[bgamble]

Only in my dreams