New Game, Wish with a twist

[thx4allthefish]

oh oh, what i am to grant to jim now that he's oysterless and throwing horse-**** around?

i wish it wouldn't rain again.

[Jim B]

Granted. We need the rain here. But the fish is here too.

Jim

[thx4allthefish]

you must be pretty content with your life, to always forget the wishing-part.

i wish this thread back to wishing.

[mike_ac]

Granted, but now you have to put up with our stupid wishes.

I wish everyone would either be content with their lives, or work to make them better.

[mymagnum]

Granted : change the things is in your hands, and be happy is thing of each one too, it' depends of point of view, every one has that what it is deserved.

I wish that all continue wishing....

[swright]

granted but they are wishing for bad things in your life

I wish Jim's memory would improve.

[ccm]

granted, but he only remembers the bad parts...

I wish my KW would quit hurting so much with arthritis...he's not even 55

[thx4allthefish]

granted. now he's back and 15 again, making the very nuisance of himself that everybody did at 15.

i wish i had a real donut.

[hyjacker]

Granted!
You have a real donut,
but you just had a mouth transplant, and cannot eat anything for a month....

i wish for flying koalas...

[Ozfan]

You have - you are sitting on it!


I wish my clients could check their master data

[swright]

Granted but they shit all over you, from on high, every morning.

I wish cat fur did not stick to clothing

[Jim B]

Granted.

Cat (and Possum) fur stick to you instead.

I can't remember what I wish for,

Jim

[thx4allthefish]

you will wish you hadn't posted that because from now on you shall remember everything that ever happend.

i wish someone granted ozfan's wish.

[YuriT]

I wish my clients could check their master data

i wish someone granted ozfan's wish.

Granted. Ozfan's clients are perfectly capable of checking their master data. They just don't want to and prefer forcing you to do it, they dictate it to you and you only allowed to use pen and paper to check it.

I wish giraffes could climb trees

[mymagnum]

Granted : You dream was come true, but the trees dissapears quickly for this reason, because do not support them by his weight, furthermore its legs are not very apt for that but they can do it now.

I wish another four easter days for rest again.