New Game, Wish with a twist

[Boots]

Granted. Your next trip to NZ is sheduled for Saturday 11th April.
You are the tour guide for the Central Cheltenham Women's Institute who have hired your for a month.

I wish for sand between my toes...

[YuriT]

Granted. You are now in the middle of Sahara desert barefooted.

I wish I had 5 day weekend and 2 8-hour working days that would pay same as 5 working days do now.

[Rich]

Granted, but you are demoted to a sh*t-shoveller in some far remote 300th world country where the pay is less than a pittance.

I wish the same as what Yuri wished for with the exception that all other relevant circumstances remain untouched. Eg I do the same job, but for less days, more pay etc etc.

[YuriT]

I wish the same as what Yuri wished for with the exception that all other relevant circumstances remain untouched. Eg I do the same job, but for less days, more pay etc etc.

How clever of you to mention "all other relevant circumstances". Relevancy is up to me though
Granted. You do same job, for less days, for more pay. Same job, meaning same bloody report, again and again and again for the rest of your groundhog days.

I wish I could press "Undo" to undo any stupid thing I did in real life...

[mike_ac]

Granted. You now move side-by-side with Ashton Kutcher, in the Butterfly Effect movie. It's a movie for us, but it's your reality, and you can't escape his decisions, or the knowledge that you're doomed to be re-incarnated into the same role every time someone pops the disc into their DVD player...

I wish somebody else would clean my toilets...

[thx4allthefish]

Granted. but now - everytime you sit down to do business, they try to suck you in in order to keep clean. and the hole has widened so much you actually might fit there once they do real business. eerily there are screams coming up there ...

i wish i could be there, when a real dragon arrives ...

[swright]

Granted, for dragons will find you crunchy and delicious, served with a crisp chianti and some fava beans.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my wallet today.

[YuriT]

Granted. You didn't forget it, you lost it.

I wish green would mean red and red would mean green on traffic lights

[Ozfan]

Granted but it only means this to you and everybody else follows the normal rules





I wish the weather stays fine for Easter

[YuriT]

Granted, there always is a place on Earth where weather is fine on Easter.

I wish someone used word "Antidisestablishmentarianism" appropriately when twisting my wish of wanting to be the ruler of the world

[Jim B]

Granted. But you remain dissatisfied, (partly because of the oysters).
Jim

[YuriT]

Granted. But you remain dissatisfied, (partly because of the oysters).
Jim

Damn, I totally forgot about you. Oyster curse dismissed. Hope it didn't interfere with your personal and professional life too much.

Your wish, Jim.

[Jim B]

My wish....

get rid of the F***ing oysters (of course)

I'll grant it myself!

Next....

I wish I could see the Allhambra again


Jim

[muhnkee_2]

you do get to see the allhambra, in fact you get to drive it to work everyday - but its the Seat Allhambra:


i wish to get a six pack

[Jim B]

You bastard!

OK, you get your six-pack - but its f***in Fosters. You deserve no less.

Jim