New Game, Wish with a twist

[BradB]

Granted. You now understand count, but only because you had to switch bodies with him freaky-friday style, only you went in upside down, and there's no way to turn around or get out.

I wish I had some caffeine handy...

Granted - you are now working in Columbia on a coffee farm for 5 cents per day...

I wish I had a brand new bike...

[Boots]

You have a wonderful new bike.

You are at the North Pole...

I wish I had a puppy...

[mymagnum]

Granted : You can buy the pet that you want , but in your house this that prohibited.

I wish merry christmas time again.

[Boots]

Granted. It is the week before Christmas - and your project just got canned and you are skint.

I wish I was thinner

[Ozfan]

Granted, you now have an eating disorder.


I wish I could get out of this thread.....

[mike_ac]

Granted. You just got canned for using the internet while at work.

I wish SOMEBODY would finally make a decent media streamer so that I could rip 20,000 dvds to hard drives at home, and watch them in full hi-def at a remote tv (at home, not prison!).

[BradB]

Granted. You just got canned for using the internet while at work.

I wish SOMEBODY would finally make a decent media streamer so that I could rip 20,000 dvds to hard drives at home, and watch them in full hi-def at a remote tv (at home, not prison!).

Granted, you have your high-speed, high-tech tool. Because you were caught ripping dvd's at work, you were canned and now work as the janitor at the local prison, where you maintain a residence in a trailer behind the prison laundry. Enjoy the show...

I wish I was Superman...

[thx4allthefish]

but brad! you are!

of course, aerodynamics does not know about that. neither does gravity. or any other physical law. shall we go look for what remains of you in a couple of days and store it in PoDs museum of shattered heroes?

i wish i could live for 500 years.

[swright]

Granted but 420 of those are in a medically induced coma.

I wish I knew why the easter bunny was crucified.

[mike_ac]

Granted. Unfortunately, the autopsy revealed the source of all those colorful eggs you've been eating, and it wasn't from the good side of the rabbit.

I wish we dipped & dyed rabbits instead of eggs...

[Ozfan]

Granted we do but we call them Hares


I wish I had my own sheep (is that plural or singular?)

[Boots]

Granted. You have been sentenced to a 12 month prison sentence for cruelty to animals.

I wish I did not have a hangover

[YuriT]

Granted. Now alcohol is lethal to you.

I wish I was able to write a good book

[Jim B]

Granted. A bloody good book too. A reasonable number of people even bought it. You made enough to live on for a year. Now write another to pay for the next year's living expenses.

Jim

[Jim B]

...and I wish for another trip to NZ

Jim