New Game, Wish with a twist

[Rich]

Ok, new game.

You make a wish. The next person grants it but with a twist. They then make a wish of their own.

For example.

I wish tomorrow is sunny.

Next player. Grants the wish but you are locked in the basement all day.

My wish: Skydiving with a naked blonde.

Next player: Granted, but she's really a brunette......

So.

Here we go.

I wish...... Tomorrow is Saturday

[jhurl]

Granted, but it's the Saturday before a Monday Go-live in a PeopleSoft to SAP conversion.


I wish I had beer in the fridge

[swright]

Granted but PoD got to it before you and drank it all, threw up in every room of your house and passed out in your bed, shitting himslef in his sleep.

I wish I didn't work with idiots

[Jim B]

Granted. They are all fired. You get to do all the work yourself, and work on your own.

I wish I could fly


Jim

[Count]

granted, you can henceforth fly,....

but only in the nude,...

I wish I could travel across time:D

[swright]

Granted; you can travel across time but not in it - you view time whizzing past but must always return to the same shit day and re-live it over and over again, like groundhog day but far worse.

I wish my watch was working.

[Jim B]

It is working, time just stops when you are having this much fun at work!

Jim

[Jim B]

...forgot the next wish!

I wish the Germans had a sense of humour!

[Rich]

Granted, but you only find it in SAP code (See Ilya's april fools post....)

I wish that I always had just enough wonga to do exactly as I wanted.

[thx4allthefish]

Granted, but you still grow old ... teeth and other parts failing you and the blondes see fit to help you across the street!

i wish all the house-work would be doing itself without my 'attendance'

[YuriT]

Granted. But each sock, spoon, shirt, hammer, mop etc would charge you a rate of a contractor with 20 years of experience for that.

I wish I was fluent in all the languages in the world...

[Ozfan]

Granted, but you can'r read in any of them



I wish I had my teeth back!

Cheers

Ozfan

[YuriT]

Granted. Check your pocket.

I wish I knew the weather in advance...

[thx4allthefish]

Granted. i have no clue what you will do with your knowledge, since you will now allways live on the other side of the world of which you know the weather.

i wish i lived in a warm country.

[YuriT]

Granted. i have no clue what you will do with your knowledge, since you will now allways live on the other side of the world of which you know the weather.

Not bad actually. I can sell this knowledge.

i wish i lived in a warm country.

Granted! Welcome to Afghanistan.

I wish I was richer then Bill Gates